


iCarly

by ega5255



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2012-08-15
Updated: 2012-08-15
Packaged: 2013-07-09 08:16:32
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 387
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8433420/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4120060/ega5255
Summary: Skits for iCarly Webshow!





	iCarly

Carly: Hi, I'm Carly!

Sam: And I'm your dear friend Sam…Not really, I don't know you.

Sam and Carly: And this is iCarly!

Carly: Today we will be making hideous Barbie clothes, playing hide and go seek, and eating chocolate chip cookies, while Sam sings a song she wrote!

Sam: Okay, let's start making those Barbie clothes. Here we have a dried pickle skin, yes, I said pickle skin.

Carly: Now, if you staple the back around the Barbie.

Sam: Then take some cooked, but cooled noodles

Carly: Our noodles are cooled because we wouldn't want to burn our precious Barbie.

Sam: And then glue the noodle straps on just right.

Carly: And you have a hideous Barbie dress!

Sam: (throws it in the trash)

Carly: Okay, now let's..

Random Speaker: Random Dancing! (Singing goes on…)

Sam: Wasn't that great?!

Carly: Okay, now it's time for, Hide And Go Seek!

Freddie: Oh, Oh, Oh, can I be it first please?

Carly: Okay.

Freddie: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12…

Sam: (Hides under control panel)

Carly: (Hides in back of the car Spencer made.

Freddie: 30! Ready or not, here I come! Where are you?

Carly: (stands up) Right Here!

Freddie: Hey, why'd you stand up, that ruins the game!

Carly: But you asked where I was and I wanted to be nice!

Sam: (stands up)

Freddie: Sam! Why'd you stand up?

Sam: I got bored. Now can I sing my song?

Freddie: No, we're still playing Hide and Go Seek.

Sam: Boy!

Freddie: Okay! Why don't you sing now? Carly, do you have the cookies?

Carly: Yep.

Sam: Just so we're clear, when I'm done singing, I get a cookie.

Carly: I know.

Sam: Okay viewers, this song I wrote is about meat, taco meat, beef, steak, any kind of meat.

_When I'm feeling down, I head to the fridge, and I get myself, a piece of bacon. It always cheers me up, so crunchy and yummy. 1234! Meat, meat, oh how I love meat, bacon, stake, beef, fried chicken, even taco meat! THE END!_

Carly: Ummmm… okay. Well that's all the time we have for today folks.

Sam: Did you just say folks?

Carly: Yes, I did! Bye!

A/N: If you read this please review and comment new skit ideas!


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